...and off we go!!

 

Belly Up!!As a start to this course, we'll solve the Mysterious Case of the Dead Goldfish!! More specifically we'll start with what is quite possibly the most well-intended person on the planet: mom. ...who gets stuck with cleaning out the goldfish bowl or the aquarium after you are toooooooooooo lazy to clean it out. And she feels sorry for the goldfish or the guppies or the sword tails or whatever kind of fish they are because they're swimming around in their own poop and pee, the same poop and ppe that you (or maybe it was your brother or sister) were to lazy to clean out. So she cleans out the aquarium...like really (REALLY!) cleans it out the way that only moms can clean things out. There ain't no poop, no pee, no nothing but pristine superclean, clear water and then, four days later, after all her work, the fish is dead!! OOOOO MMMMM GGGGGG!!!

What went wrong? As our first task we'll solve the Mystery of the Compromized Aquarium and see if we can't help mom and you if she ever decides to let you get a goldfish again.

P.S. Twisted goldfish joke:

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the young dude was up to, the neighbor politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

Want to see some nice aquariums before we start getting our own good looking? Take a look at these.